thank you spongebob
and women
I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
Sometimes you're a full blown communist but you're tired and you wish you could even have the bare minimum amount of dignity and ease in your existence so you absentmindedly say something like "man I wish the healthcare system wasn't fucked up. I wish I could ride a train to the next city. I wish rent was cheaper" and some absolute weed shows up and says "Oh you're a social chauvinist? You're a liberal? Does baby want his first world treats? You want to use slave labor to build social democratic gentrified urbanism on stolen land? You think we should still have landlords? You're satisfied with begging for scraps?" and it's like man come on
So many superhero movies now lowkey look like wizard 101 in 2010
















