mr evrart is helping me find my gun

ukulelehitter

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic

baronfulmen

Yeah I would have guessed this was on some ancient pottery or something

wickedmamas

😱

pika-memes

animentality

ohmyoverland

[Image description: A tweet from @ capricornlikeme that says

“I would never advocate for a return of glee but some of these new musicians need to be humbled by the fear of darren criss absolutely bodying their song in a way they can never professionally recover from”.

/End ID.]

arkhamarchitecture

A year or two ago, I made a Spotify playlist of all the Glee songs I actually like and even with judicious pruning, it's a solid 10 hours long and because I listened to it so much, I accidentally managed to make Glee my most listened to "Artist" of that year.

Glee had many, many problems but my god some of them kids could sing.

danefonda

me as a mom

blairwitchapologist

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

transexualmothman

[I.D. text reading:

My mom and I would sit and meticulously go through Leonard Cohen and Joni Mitchell lyrics together. Even from a young age I remember her being like, “I’m playing this Leonard Cohen song called Famous Blue Raincoat,’ and when it’s done I want you to tell me what’s going on in it.” She would give me like a fake glass of wine when I was 8, and I would listen and be like, “I think there was an affair.”

End I.D. ]

striders

i feel like i’m going insane. what fucking alternate dimension are these people living in. who thinks this way about landlords

animasphinx

optimysticals

Your landlords are profiling your pet. If your dog looks like a pittie, doberman, shepard, or other "danger" breed even if you know they aren't it's a way they can tell you no.

It's also a way they can deny you (who might be a protected class) because you wouldn't give up your dog just to live there. So if they can see something in your dog they can deny they can use it against you.

Landlords are not uwu friends.

maybeasunflower

For Ontario peeps: any "no pets" clause on your (potential) rental agreement is invalid and unenforceable. Don't provide any pet pics, ignore any pet questions, and move in. They can't kick you out for having a pet

sainamoonshine

Also they won’t just profile “scary looking” animals. I’ve had a landlord try to blame every single weird funky smell in the building on us because we had a rabbit.

You know, an animal that goes in a litter box with zealous diligence, is biologically designed to have almost zero body odour so predators don’t find it, and whose poop is basically compacted hay.

That little guy was blamed for *checks notes* essence of marijuana from two floors below, perfume of neighbour-forgot-to-take-out-the-trash-before-going-on-vacay, and the sweet aroma of the vents should really get checked at some point.

🙄

if-i-eated-soaps

you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about:

beardedmrbean

Fuck yeah it is

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch

absolutely

supreme-leader-stoat

uncle-mojave

fishtrouts

Ominous..